*Note: This year
for our annual 31 Days of Halloween marathon of horror movie reviews,
rather than write about old favorites, we're focusing on modern
horror films that haven't had a wide theatrical release. So for the
entire month of October, we will be dealing with horror fare that you
can find in the “New Release” section of Netflix or (if you still
have one) your local video store. So instead of nostalgic
appreciations and recommendations, this promises to be more of a “the
good, the bad, and the ugly” kind of affair. Hopefully more good
than bad and ugly, but that remains to be seen.
Review
by Bob Ignizio
Expanding
their 2001 short film into a feature, co-writers/directors Lucky
McKee and Chris Sivertson's ALL CHEERLEADERS DIE
starts off promisingly enough. Otsider Maddy (Caitlin Stasey) is
making a documentary about her cheerleader friend Alexis (Felisha
Cooper). While showing off for the camera doing a human pyramid,
Alexis falls and breaks her neck, dying. Flash forward a few months
to the end of summer vacation and we find Maddy has dumped her Wiccan
girlfriend Leena (Sianoa Smit-McPhee) and joined the cheerleading
team. Neither Leena nor the audience understands why at this point,
but for reasons that won't be disclosed until later in the film,
Maddy is looking to get revenge against Terry (Tom Williamson),
former boyfriend of the late Alexis.
Not one to waste much time
mourning, Terry has taken up with another cheerleader, Tracy (Brooke
Butler). Maddy not only convinces Tracy that Terry is cheating on
her, but manages to seduce the girl as well. This doesn't sit well
with Terry, and at a player/cheerleader party in the woods he punches
Tracy in the face. Tracy and Maddy, along with uptight Christian
cheerleader Martha (Reanin
Johannink) and her sister Hanna (Amanda Grace Cooper, who we're
supposed to believe is ugly and unpopular – right) get in their car
to leave, but an
enraged Terry and the rest of his jock friends chase after them and
run them off the road.
The
girls are left for dead by the jocks, with only quarterback Vik
(Jordan Wilson) showing much remorse. Thanks to Leena's magic powers,
however, the cheerleaders are brought back from the dead as vampire
zombie something or others. They still have their full mental
faculties, but they also have a thirst for blood.
The
setup is there either for the sort of over the top trashy shocker its
title suggests, or a more serious minded social commentary horror
film about the way a certain kind of guy views women as disposable,
but the film can't seem to make up its mind. It wouldn't be
impossible to balance these two seemingly at odds approaches, but
apparently it's more than McKee and Sivertson can pull off. Their
film is too silly to be taken seriously, and too self important to
have much fun with. Not to mention that on a pure scripting level,
it's just a mess.
There
are too many characters, and ultimately not a one we can really root
for. Even Maddy, who should have our sympathies, winds up doing
something late in the film that makes her about as bad as any of the
other characters. And leaving aside the fact that the rules governing
Leena's magic are vague and confusing, it's really hard to swallow
that a character with no magical experience whatsoever just
instinctively knows how to use those powers himself towards the end.
Whether
you come to this film expecting an enjoyable exploitation film, or
something smarter that subverts genre conventions and has something
to say, either way you'll be disappointed. And to top it all off, the
movie ends with the threat/promise of a sequel and no real satisfying
resolution. 1 out of 4 stars.
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