[THE NAMES OF LOVE opens in Cleveland on Friday September 16th exclusively at the Capitol Theatre.]
Review by Charles Cassady, Jr.
Maybe it's society's fault, or maybe it's just my extremely limited intellectual repertoire, but these days when I watch a new French comedy feature le mind de Charles Cassady pretty much splits it two ways: Is this French movie one of those that's going to get a lame PG-13 remake from Hollywood in a matter of months, or is it not? If it's too "French" and won't translate to an LA/NY locale, then out go my wisecracks about possible casting decisions. Jennifer Anniston in the Catherine Deneuve role, Tim Allen in the Gerard Depardieu lead. It'll be crap-tastique, mes amis! And that's, like, half the review right there.