Bachelorette (now on video)

[BACHELORETTE is now available on home video.]

Review by Charles Cassady, Jr.

When Kristin Wiig announced that she would not do a sequel to her critical and commercial hit BRIDESMAIDS, she rose in my esteem equal to Burma's Aung San Su-Kiy (now we'll just have to have a sudden-death swimsuit or wet-T-shirt competition to choose between them).

Still, I do fear for the safety of this courageous and endangered international heroine - Kristin Wiig, I mean. You know just how much money there could have been in a BRIDESMAIDS II? BRIDESMAIDS 3 IN 3D? BAD-NEWS BRIDESMAIDS GO TO JAPAN? The inevitable BRIDESMAIDS TV series? Don't be surprised, I'm just saying, if Kristin Wiig is found dead one of these days, shot/dismembered/stabbed/strangled and blown up. The LA County Coroner will rule natural causes or suicide, and next year's summer hit MUPPET BRIDESMAIDS GO DOWN UNDER FOR A HAROLD & KUMAR CHRISTMAS will be dedicated to her memory.