Showing posts with label Ian McShane. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ian McShane. Show all posts

Friday, July 25, 2014

Hercules

Review by Pete Roche


You’ve got to check your brain at the box office when it comes to seeing historical actioners and period pieces at the cinema.  The rule is even more applicable when anteing up for films whose narratives draw from source material where the facts were sketchy to begin with, like gladiator movies and Bible-based epics.  

That’s why we don’t balk when the Nazis and Israelites (or aliens from other galaxies) in summer blockbusters speak Americanized English.  It’s a dispensation we afford moviemakers because we want to be sucked into the action as quickly, without the encumbrance of subtitles.  

Hercules is the Roman name for Greek hero Heracles, the brawny demigod sired by Jupiter and born unto a mortal woman.  But modern books and movies typically refer to the legendary strongman by his Roman handle, which—if the writers are consistent—makes his Olympian papa Zeus. 

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Repost: Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (April 13th at the CWRU Film Society, Strosacker Auditorium)

[PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: ON STRANGER TIDES screens Friday April 13th at the CWRU Film Society, Strosacker Auditorium.]

Review by Pete Roche

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: ON STRANGER TIDES was better the first time out, when it was called INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST CRUSADE.  As with the third JONES film, the action in STRANGER TIDES centers on a multinational race to find an enchanted McGuffin that’ll render its bearer immortal.  There’s even a “wrong cup” drinking climax.

The third sequel to the lucrative Disney franchise finds our favorite seafaring, mascara mutineer Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) bullied into joining his sometime-girlfriend Angelica (Penelope Cruz) on a search for the Fountain of Youth at the behest of her voodoo-villain father, Edward “Blackbeard” Teach (Ian McShane).  Blackbeard wants a swig of the magic water because some fortune teller somewhere predicted that a one-legged man will kill him soon.  Hey, an ounce of prevention….

Friday, May 20, 2011

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

Review by Pete Roche

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: ON STRANGER TIDES was better the first time out, when it was called INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST CRUSADE.  As with the third JONES film, the action in STRANGER TIDES centers on a multinational race to find an enchanted McGuffin that’ll render its bearer immortal.  There’s even a “wrong cup” drinking climax.

The third sequel to the lucrative Disney franchise finds our favorite seafaring, mascara mutineer Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) bullied into joining his sometime-girlfriend Angelica (Penelope Cruz) on a search for the Fountain of Youth at the behest of her voodoo-villain father, Edward “Blackbeard” Teach (Ian McShane).  Blackbeard wants a swig of the magic water because some fortune teller somewhere predicted that a one-legged man will kill him soon.  Hey, an ounce of prevention….