Review by Charles Cassady, Jr.
The prospect of a pro-marijuana vote on Issue 3 prompts me to weigh the pros and cons. The pro side? With marijuana legalized in Ohio, very likely every single person at the age of which one learns to walk and talk will be permanently stoned. Except for myself, of course; I never cultivated the drink-and-drugs-and-following-Ohio-State-football pathologies so pandemic around here. I must have been left on the doorstep of this place as an infant by another state.
Thus, with every Ohio citizen but me wasted out of their minds on reefer, I will really stand out as a job candidate in the hiring process. Maybe I could even get a living wage and benefits, as, being sober, I’ll actually be able to sign my name to an application form - immediately putting me ahead of 99 per cent of the competition with the workforce.
Thus, for me, a good argument in favor of Issue 3. Legalize it, by Jah!
