Review by Charles Cassady, Jr.
A lackluster horror throwaway (not that
a dozen or so direct-to-video sequels are out of the question),
CHERNOBYL DIARIES at least did boast one of the better
trailers I’d been seeing lately. Even I knew automatically the
movie was going to suck. Even I knew that all the cool bits were
right there in the trailer. Going to see this timewaster is like
going out with a skanky female who looks and dresses in a strangely
alluring manner and you just know you’re going to regret it later.
Clevelanders should really have better things to do, like wondering
what LeBron is doing right now, or…well, that’s pretty much it
for us - wondering what LeBron is doing right now.
