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BREAKING NEWS: The Cleveland Police have shot Mickey Mouse. The classic cartoon character, 86, was pronounced dead on arrival at University Hospital. Officers said they were responding to a call about a male rodent, largely black in color, waving around a magic wand in University Circle in a threatening manner. Police saw the rodent - dressed in a costume and pointed hat covered in occult/gang symbols - using the wand to make starbursts in the sky and command a legion of broomsticks to carry pails of water. Police felt there was a threat to public safety and acted in accordance with department policy. Mickey Mouse was hit with an estimated 877 rounds. Said a Police spokesman, "He was only a mouse, so we held back a little."
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Wednesday, December 10, 2014
Fantasia, with the Cleveland Orchestra, December 11 at 7:30 p.m.
Event preview by Charles Cassady, Jr.
BREAKING NEWS: The Cleveland Police have shot Mickey Mouse. The classic cartoon character, 86, was pronounced dead on arrival at University Hospital. Officers said they were responding to a call about a male rodent, largely black in color, waving around a magic wand in University Circle in a threatening manner. Police saw the rodent - dressed in a costume and pointed hat covered in occult/gang symbols - using the wand to make starbursts in the sky and command a legion of broomsticks to carry pails of water. Police felt there was a threat to public safety and acted in accordance with department policy. Mickey Mouse was hit with an estimated 877 rounds. Said a Police spokesman, "He was only a mouse, so we held back a little."
BREAKING NEWS: The Cleveland Police have shot Mickey Mouse. The classic cartoon character, 86, was pronounced dead on arrival at University Hospital. Officers said they were responding to a call about a male rodent, largely black in color, waving around a magic wand in University Circle in a threatening manner. Police saw the rodent - dressed in a costume and pointed hat covered in occult/gang symbols - using the wand to make starbursts in the sky and command a legion of broomsticks to carry pails of water. Police felt there was a threat to public safety and acted in accordance with department policy. Mickey Mouse was hit with an estimated 877 rounds. Said a Police spokesman, "He was only a mouse, so we held back a little."
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