Showing posts with label crazy eyes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label crazy eyes. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Crazy Eyes (now on video)


[CRAZY EYES is now available on home video.]

Review by Charles Cassady, Jr.

Apparently the Goodyear Tire & Rubber Company got some publicity (and reminded people that they're still in business) by publicly inviting at-risk/chemically impaired starlets Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes over here for driving lessons. Aww, they probably just want to launch a cable sitcom with the ladies called "Hot in Akron." Either that or NE Ohio is one place where the drinking is so all pervasive that you could actually be pulled over for insufficient blood-alcohol count; therefore showbiz folk would be safe. I've pondered that sometimes, coming home white-knuckled from my night jobs. Dr. Bob and Bill W, yeah, sure, right.

Ms. Bynes or Ms. Lohan might have purchased some much-needed goodwill and a pint of artistic integrity via appearing in CRAZY EYES, an indie which, despite upscale environments, has a tone not unlike the lowlife addiction-fiction of Charles Bukowski (inspiration for BARFLY) and Hubert Selby Jr. (inspiration for LAST EXIT TO BROOKLYN and REQUIEM FOR A DREAM).