[FINDING NEMO opens this Friday in a new 3D version. This review applies to the film in it's 2D presentation. Since the only difference is now you get to pay a few bucks more to wear cheap plastic glasses, we feel the review still applies.]
Review by Charles Cassady, Jr.
I have a drinking game for you all to try at the newly-opened-who-wouldn't-hire-me Cleveland Aquarium. Locate the tank that contains the common saltwater species the clownfish and the blue tang. Wait for kids to come along, and every time some tot excitedly points the animals out and says "Nemo!" or "Dory!" take a shot. Any spirits beverage of your choice, including 3.2 beer. You'll be smashed within minutes. Within an hour, liable to be life-flighted for alcohol poisoning. (This drinking game also applies to the fish exhibit at the also-who-wouldn't-hire-me-Cleveland Metroparks Zoo, but the Cleveland Aquarium was built in the Flats, where superhuman public intoxication raises fewer eyebrows.)
Review by Charles Cassady, Jr.
I have a drinking game for you all to try at the newly-opened-who-wouldn't-hire-me Cleveland Aquarium. Locate the tank that contains the common saltwater species the clownfish and the blue tang. Wait for kids to come along, and every time some tot excitedly points the animals out and says "Nemo!" or "Dory!" take a shot. Any spirits beverage of your choice, including 3.2 beer. You'll be smashed within minutes. Within an hour, liable to be life-flighted for alcohol poisoning. (This drinking game also applies to the fish exhibit at the also-who-wouldn't-hire-me-Cleveland Metroparks Zoo, but the Cleveland Aquarium was built in the Flats, where superhuman public intoxication raises fewer eyebrows.)