Dope Island: The Fiend's superhero fix for those of you who couldn't go to Captain America: The Winter Soldier

The closest thing I had to New Year's resolution this year was that I'd start posting my dreams/nightmares online. If I haven't followed through, it's mainly because most of my dreams, as I can best foggily recall, were not of a very interesting nature. 

But I had a great one the other night. In it, I finally, FINALLY got hired at a local newspaper. I think it was the Morning Journal of Lorain, for whom I freelanced for 18 years before they downsized me (and just about everyone else) out a few years ago. But here, I was back on the team. When I showed up at the place you would never dream it was a financially struggling Ohio daily. The news offices were like a chain of airplane hangars or big-box stores, just vast spaces. Moreover, there was some kind of epic corporate musical-party celebration going on.