Cleveland is
probably now facing its own destruction at the hands of political rioters at
the upcoming Republican National Convention. Police are militarizing, any
downtown merchants left who sense the approaching violence are closing up and planning to move far away
into the suburbs (preferably suburbs of some other city), and many early
refugees are scrambling to jump the border into Canada or Mexico before the Wall
goes up.
Looks like
hosting the RNC wasn’t such a bright idea after all. If only it had been
replaced in this dying city’s drive for recognition by something more benign
and socially positive. Like the Adult Video News awards. Or a summer encore of
the Cleveland Comic-Con, where the slave-Leia cosplayers would not have been
under such heavy fur parkas.
Or, if it could
be enticed out of Strongsville, the twice-yearly Cinema Wasteland
movie/exploitation/nostalgia convention (but good luck with that; Strongsville
is as much a part of Cinema Wasteland as Las Vegas is the AVN show).
Yes,
President-Elect Trump orders you to attend Cinema Wasteland. “It’s going to be
yuuuuuge!” he says.
