Storks

Review by Bob Ignizio

The latest computer generated entertainment product created to separate parents from their money, preferably with an extra 3D surcharge on each ticket, is STORKS. The premise is that once upon a time, Storks really did deliver babies. As it turns out, though, there's a lot more profit to be made by delivering household goods. And so the birds got out of the baby business and started an online shopping juggernaut called Cornerstore.com. Humans, evidently, now being left to procreate the old fashioned way.

Hotel Transylvania 2

Review by Bob Ignizio

Mavis and Johnny, the star-crossed couple from the original HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA, are now married and starting a family in HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA 2. Dracula (voiced by Adam Sandler) is thrilled to be a “grampire”, but is starting to become a little concerned that his grandson Dennis (voiced by Asher Blinkoff) hasn’t displayed any vampiric traits yet. He’s almost five, and if his fangs don’t pop out by that particular birthday, they aren’t going to. Meanwhile, Mavis (voiced by Selena Gomez) is flipping out over all the dangers to a human baby living in a hotel built for and populated by well-meaning but still potentially hazardous monsters, and is considering moving to California near Johnny’s family. Johnny (voiced by Andy Samberg), on the other hand, actually wants to stay at the hotel, which he is converting to accommodate humans as well as monsters.