[31 Days of Halloween 2016: 3-HEADED SHARK ATTACK
is now available on DVD, Blu Ray, Video On Demand, and
Netflix Instant.]
Review by Bob Ignizio
*Note: As with last year’s 31 Days of Halloween marathon of
horror movie reviews, we’ll be diving deep into the new release section looking
for modern horror fare. We'll be hoping for the best, but frankly expecting the
worst.*
I'm not an idiot. I know what I'm getting myself into when I
put on a movie called 3-HEADED SHARK
ATTACK. It's not a question of whether or not it's going to be bad, but
rather how bad will it be. And will it be bad in such a way that I'm
entertained, or just depressed and demoralized?
The film starts out enjoyably enough with a group of
attractive young people goofing around on the beach. Excuses are found to get
some of the female cast members out of their swimsuits. Then the 3 headed shark
comes on the scene and starts chowing down, turning the water red with CGI
gore. It's all pretty ridiculous, but you can't say director Christopher
Douglas-Olen Ray (son of schlock impresario Fred Olen Ray) doesn't deliver the
goods.
