I guess it was only fitting in The Year of Trump that the
films topping my best ("The Big Short") and worst ("San
Andreas") lists were both disaster movies. But disasters of wholly
different stripes. "Short" brought us up close and personal to the
criminal malfeasance and chicanery that resulted in the economic crash of
2008. "Andreas" just destroyed a good chunk of (mostly northern)
California.
2015 was a surprisingly strong year for movies overall,
arguably the best since 2007. While Hollywood still came up short with too many
damn comic book non-events ("Age of Ultron;" "Ant-Man"),
uninspired reboots ("Jurassic World;" "Terminator Genisys;"
"Point Break") and dreary sequels ("Furious 7;"
"Minions;" "Ted 2"), there were still enough quality films
to make compiling my top ten more difficult than any year in recent memory.
And, for maybe the first time ever, there isn't a single foreign language title
on my list.
Who said that America (and American movies) weren't
already great?
THE TEN BEST:
(1) "The Big Short." Adam McKay--previously
known as Will Ferrell's Dennis Dugan--stepped up to the big leagues with the
year's best and arguably most essential film. If some of the financial jargon
sails over your head, just relax and go with the flow. (Margot Robbie, Selena
Gomez and Anthony Bourdain help explain some of the more arcane terminology to
us laymen.) This is the movie "The Wolf of Wall Street" only
wanted to be. Who would have guessed that Martin Scorsese would get served by
the director of "Anchorman"?
(2) "Trainwreck." Amy Schumer is the most
original comic voice to emerge since Richard Pryor, and Judd Apatow's brilliant
showcase for Schumer's genius was the decade's most exhilarating romantic
comedy. Come for the laughs, stay for the tears.
(3) "Brooklyn." The immigrant experience in
North America has never been depicted as beautifully or touchingly than it was
in John Crowley's pitch-perfect 1950's-set romance. Plus, Saoirse Ronan
and Emory Cohen made the year's most adorable couple.
(4) "Creed." Director Ryan
("Fruitvale Station") Coogler performed something of a miracle by
making Rocky Balboa, Sylvester Stallone and "Rocky" matter again. If
all reboots were this good, maybe that oft-abused term wouldn't have as
poisonous a connotation as prequel. "Gonna fly now" indeed.
(5) "Bridge of Spies." A crackling good
true-life spy yarn from master director Steven Spielberg. Tom Hanks (dependably
strong) is a lawyer recruited by the CIA to help negotiate the release of U-2
pilot Francis Powers during the Cold War. Complicating matters is the Soviet
spy (a superb Mark Rylance of "Wolf Hall" fame) arrested for
espionage on American soil. Joel and Ethan Coen cowrote the script, and it's
full of sly Coen-esque touches that will warm the cockles of any buff's
heart. Classical Hollywood filmmaking at its finest.
(6) "Joy." No, it isn't the perfect movie
that "Silver Linings Playbook" was, or as clever and ingeniously
structured as "American Hustle." But David O. Russell's fractured
fairy tale about Miracle Mop inventor Joy Mangano is still pretty
darn wonderful and completely irresistible. It also confirmed that
Jennifer Lawrence is indeed the finest actress under 30 working in films today.
Watching Edgar Ramirez play Fredo to Lawrence's Michael Corleone was one of the
year's most unexpected delights.
(7) "Sicario." The drug war between the
U.S. and Mexico gets really, really messy in director Denis
("Prisoners") Villeneuve's gripping, expertly played modern day
western. As a badass F.B.I. agent, Emily Blunt is fierceness personified,
and juicy supporting turns from Josh Brolin and, particularly,
Benicio Del Toro are icing on the cake. In fact, there are already plans to
spin Del Toro's character off into a standalone vehicle.
I can't wait.
(8) "Spotlight." Director Tom
McCarthy's spellbinding account of the Boston Globe's
Pulitzer-winning investigation into the Catholic Church's pedophile scandal is
the best newspaper procedural since "All the President's Men." A
beyond-stellar cast (including Michael Keaton, Mark Ruffalo, Liev Schreiber and
Rachel McAdams) delivers ensemble acting of the highest caliber. No wonder it's
widely considered to be the front-runner in this year's hotly contested Oscar
race.
(9) "Tangerine." It's Christmas Eve on
Hollywood Boulevard and transexual prostitute Sin-Dee (Kitana
Kiki Rodriguez) is desperately trying to locate her two-timing, MIA pimp
(James Ransone). Shot entirely on iPhone5s by wildly gifted indie writer-director
Sean ("Starlet") Baker, this is one of the year's most unlikely and
subversive triumphs. The performances by trans actors Rodriguez and Mya Taylor
as Sin-Dee's prostie pal Alexandra are hilarious, touching and altogether
unforgettable. Baker's film has all the earmarks of an instant Yuletide
classic.
(10) "Anomalisa." The first adults-only puppet
movie since "Team America: World Police" is another poetic,
meta and very funny Charlie Kaufman riff on identity, love
and loss. Hard to describe; even harder to forget.
Runners-up (in
alphabetical order):
"About Elly;" "The Age of Adaline;"
"Aloha;" "Amy;" "The Assassin;"
"Carol;" "Clouds of Sils Maria;" "Crimson Peak;"
"Diary of a Teenage Girl;" "45 Years;" "Grandma;"
"The Hateful Eight;" "Inside Out;" "It Follows;"
"Jupiter Ascending;" "Kurt Cobain: Montage of Heck;" "Li'l
Quinquin;" "Listen to Me Marlon;" "The Look of
Silence;" "Love + Mercy;" "Mad Max: Fury Road;"
"Magic Mike XXL;" "Maps to the Stars;" "The
Martian;" "Me and Earl and the Dying Girl;" "Mississippi
Grind;" "Mistress America;" "Mommy;" "Ned
Rifle;" "Phoenix;" "A Pigeon Sat on a Branch Reflecting on
Existence;" "Queen and Country;" "Room;" "Saint
Laurent;" "71;" "Shaun the Sheep Movie;" "She's
Funny That Way;" "Slow West;" "Son of Saul"
"Spectre;" "Steve Jobs;" "Testament of Youth;"
"Time Out of Mind;" "We Are Your Friends;" "Welcome to
New York;" "What We Do in the Shadows;" "When Marnie Was
There;" "Where to Invade Next;" "While We're Young;"
"Wild Tales;" "The Young and Prodigious T.S. Spivet;"
"Youth."
THE 10 WORST:
(1) "San Andreas." Where's Irwin Allen
when you need him? Infuriatingly stupid disaster flick starring The Rock and a
bunch of ninnies you can't wait to see get pulverized when "The Big
One" finally hits. Its greatest sin, however, is sheer, unmitigated
boredom.
(2) "The Last Witch Hunter." Vin Diesel
(wretched as always) plays an immortal witch hunter in modern-day New York City
(none too convincingly impersonated by Pittsburgh) who teams up with a
not-so-bad witch ("Game of Thrones" alum Rose Leslie) to take down
bigger prey. And yes, it's even worse than it sounds. This may very well be
costar Michael Caine's most humiliating big screen credit since 1979's
"Beyond the Poseidon Adventure."
(3) "The Human Centipede: The Final
Sequence." The third--and arguably most disgusting--of shock maven
Tom Six's torture porn series, and the first to play its garden variety sadism
strictly for laughs. That didn't make it any less unbearable or
insidious.
(4) "Hot Pursuit." A hot mess.
Brainless odd-couple comedy stars Reese Witherspoon and Sofia Vergara as a pair
of ninnies--one a high-strung policewoman; the other a Latina spitfire/moll--on
the lam from crooked cops and a Mexican drug cartel. So aggressively shrill and
witless that it (almost) made Paul Feig's "The Heat" look good by
comparison. Almost.
(5) "The Loft." Was the same-named 2008
Belgian thriller as sickeningly, repellently misogynistic? Hard to say since it
was never released in the U.S. But this sleazy, cynical
remake--directed by Erik Van Looy who also helmed the original--was one of the
year's most thoroughly unpleasant movies. So icky you wanted to take
a shower afterwards.
(6) "The Ridiculous 6." If Netflix wants
their upscale in-house films (e.g., "Beasts of No Nation") to be
considered for awards and critical kudos, it's only fair that the dreadful
first movie in Adam Sandler's production deal with the streaming service be
deemed eligible for worst-list
(dis)honors. Even by Sandler's woebegone recent standards
("Grown Ups," "That's My Boy"), "Ridiculous 6" is
beyond the pale. There were plenty of other lousy bro comedies this year
("Hot Tub Time Machine 2," "Ted 2," "Unfinished
Business, "Entourage," et al), but this was arguably the worst.
(7) "Seventh Son." What hath "Games of
Thrones" (and Peter Jackson's "Lord of the Rings" and
"Hobbit" movies) wrought? Julianne Moore should be grateful that her
(atypically rotten) performance in this godawful swords-and-sorcery flick
didn't have a "Norbit"-like effect on her
Oscar chances last winter. Costarring Jeff Bridges whose own
post-Oscar career choices ("The Giver," "R.I.P.D.") have
been nothing short of disastrous.
(8) "Strange Magic." Produced by none other
than George Lucas, this dank, dreary animated fairy tale (with karaoke, no
less!) was both creatively malnourished and excruciatingly dull. In a
banner year for 'toons ("Anomalisa," "Shaun The Sheep
Movie," "When Marnie Was There," "Inside Out"), this
was a sorry embarrassment for all concerned.
(9) "No Escape." Terminally dumb action
flick with geopolitical pretensions. Owen Wilson (who really should stick to
comedy) plays an American engineer working abroad in an unnamed Southeast Asian
country when all hell breaks lose during a government coup. With the help of a
former James Bond (Pierce Brosnan, slumming), he attempts to flee the country
with his wife (Lake Bell at her most annoying) and two young daughters. It's
like a zombie movie with Asians subbing for the walking dead. Did I mention
that it's also deeply offensive and even borderline racist?
(10) "He Named Me Malala." Davis
Guggenheim's prosaic documentary about Nobel
Prize-winning activist Malala Yousafzai plays like a feature-length UNICEF
commercial. All that's missing is voiceover narration by Liv Ullmann.
Sanctimonious, pandering, simplistic and naive: everything you'd expect
from the director of "Waiting for Superman."
MOST DISAPPOINTING YEAR-END OSCAR BAIT:
Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu's "The Revenant" which
played like Faux Terrence Malick directing a faux Sam Peckinpah movie.
WHO SAID SCREWBALL COMEDY WAS DEAD:
Noah Baumbach's "Mistress America" and Peter
Bogdanovich's "She's Funny That Way" (executive produced by Baumbach)
proved that whip-smart comedies with sparkling, rat-a-tat dialogue are still
very much alive.
BEST TIME-COMPRESSED L.A. STORIES:
"Grandma" and "Tangerine."
AMERICAN ENTREPRENEURSHIP, MALE AND FEMALE DIVISION:
"Steve Jobs" and "Joy."
WHEREFORE ART THOU, "AMELIE"?
"The Young and Prodigious T.S. Spivet" was
"Amelie" director Jean-Pierre Jeunet's best film in years, but you
wouldn't know it from the Weinstein Company's bastard stepchild treatment.
After sitting on the shelf for two years, "Spivet" was finally dusted
off and given a perfunctory release in just a handful of cities. Adding
insult to injury, it wasn't even reviewed in "Newspaper of Record"
The New York Times.
A MAN FOR ALL SEASONS (AND GENRES):
Michael Fassbender excelled at playing sharp-shooting
cowboys ("Slow West"), Shakespeare's Scottish king
("Macbeth") and, most memorably of all, an Apple guru ("Steve
Jobs").
MAYBE THEY SHOULD HAVE JUST STAYED ASLEEP:
"Star Wars: The Force Awakens."
The Disney-fied reboot of George Lucas' seminal sci-fi
franchise traded in the loopy incoherence of Lucas' despised prequels for
J.J. Abrams' soulless, formulaic corporate mediocrity. Not much of an upgrade.
A WOMAN FOR ALL SEASONS (AND GENRES):
Alicia Vikander played a medieval witch
("Seventh Son"), a robot ("Ex Machina"), a spunky
WW I romantic heroine ("Testament of Youth"), an East
German auto mechanic ("The Man From U.N.C.L.E."), Bradley
Cooper's recovering junkie ex-girlfriend ("Burnt")
and the bohemian wife of a transgender pioneer ("The Danish
Girl").
NOT SO FANTASTIC:
The "Fantastic Four" reboot recruited
talented young "Chronicle" director Josh Trank and some
first-rate actors (Michael B. Jordan and Miles Teller among them), but the
result was a depressing botch that nearly achieved
"Battlefield Earth" levels of jaw-dropping (and frequently hilarious)
incompetence. Not surprisingly, it was also that rarest of rarities:
a comic book movie that actually flopped.
SCARIEST PREDATORY LESBIAN SINCE DELPHINE SEYRIG IN
"DAUGHTERS OF DARKNESS" (OR MAYBE CORAL BROWNE IN "THE KILLING
OF SISTER GEORGE"):
Cate Blanchett's patented frosty hauteur sent a
chill through the air in Todd Haynes' scrumptiously stylized
"Carol."
(And--hurrah!--Rooney Mara proved that she does have more
than one facial expression.)
BEST MOVIES ABOUT TEENAGERS:
"The Diary of a Teenage Girl;" "Me and Earl and
the Dying Girl."
Regrettably, few teens (or adults) paid to see them in
theaters. Home video should be a lot kinder.
BEST SEQUEL:
"Queen and Country," John
Boorman's glorious 28-years-later follow-up to "Hope and
Glory."
(Runner-up: "Magic Mike XXL" which, at its
frequent best, almost seemed like the great male stripper movie John
Cassavetes never directed.)
MOST OPTIMISTIC SIGN THAT THE HORROR GENRE ISN'T TRULY DEAD:
"Crimson Peak;" "It Follows."
BEST ACTION MOVIE:
"Mad Max: Fury Road."
(What? You were expecting "Furious 7.")
IT WAS THE BEST OF TIMES, IT WAS THE WORST OF TIMES:
2015 was a tale of two Pixars. The same year the 'toon titan
released one of their all-time greats ("Inside Out"), they also
brought us what was arguably their weakest original film to date ("The
Good Dinosaur"). The 2011 sequel "Cars 2" remains Pixar's career
low.
BEST BARELY RELEASED 2015 MOVIES:
Besides Jean-Pierre Jeunet's "The Young and Prodigious
T.S. Spivet" (see above), other auteur directors who suffered the slings
and arrows of indifferent (or nonexistent) theatrical distribution this
year were Abel Ferrara ("Welcome to New York"), Peter
Bogdanovich ("She's Funny That Way"), David Cronenberg ("Maps to
the Stars"), Hal Hartley ("Ned Rifle") and Spike Lee ("Chi-Raq"
and "Da Sweet Blood of Jesus").
BIGGEST BADASS:
Tom Hardy in "Legend," "Mad Max: Fury
Road" and "The Revenant."
BEST BADASS GRANNIES:
Jane Fonda ("Youth"); Lily Tomlin
("Grandma").
IT'S ONLY ROCK AND ROLL BUT I LIKE IT:
"Amy," "Lambert and Stamp,"
"Love + Mercy" and "Kurt Cobain: Montage of Heck."
BEST DOUBLE DIP:
Noah Baumbach (co)wrote and directed two of the year's
strongest films: "Mistress America" and "While We're
Young."
Meanwhile, in a top-secret Marin County lab James Cameron
continues to tinker away on "Avatar 2."
NOBODY STILL DOES IT BETTER:
Sam Mendes returned to the director's chair for
"Spectre," and if it wasn't the greatest
Bond ever like "Skyfall" it came pretty darn
close.
Since Mendes has said he won't be returning to helm any
future 007 movies, maybe it's best to permanently retire the
franchise.
STRANGEST KID'S MOVIE:
"Max" in which a dog with PTSD bonds with the
kid brother of the fallen Marine he assisted in Afghanistan. (And I
haven't even mentioned the Mexican drug cartel they get tangled up with.)
BEST ROMANTIC WALLOW:
Time-traveling romance "The Age
of Adeline" which also featured the year's best Harrison
Ford performance.
BEST ROMANTIC SWOON:
Watching Saoirse Ronan and Emory Cohen fall in love in
"Brooklyn."
Awwww.
PROOF THAT SIS COMEDIES CAN BE JUST AS TOXIC AS
BRO COMEDIES:
As if "Hot Pursuit" wasn't bad enough, Tina Fey
and Amy Poehler--two smart, funny ladies who really should know better--made
Christmas just a little bit sadder with their coarse, juvenile fiasco
"Sisters."
WHAT JOHN GRIERSON SAID:
While discussing Josef von Sternberg's later films, critic
Grierson snarked, "When a director dies, he becomes a
cinematographer." If Larry Clark's meandering, slackly paced "Marfa
Girl" is any indication, dead directors can also become blue-balled
pornographers.
BEST COMIC BOOK MOVIE:
"Kingsman: The Secret Service." Who cares if it
was just "Kick-Ass" with British accents?
WHO DID THEY BLOW?
John Boyega and Daisy Ridley lack the charisma (or chops) to
headline a high school play let alone billion-dollar movie franchises. Yet
another reason to hate "The Force Awakens."
MOST HAUNTINGLY (AND DELICIOUSLY) META MOVIE MOMENT OF THE
YEAR:
In "Saint Laurent," Helmut Berger watches
his younger self in a scene from Luchino Visconti's "The
Damned."
MOST TOUCHINGLY META MOVIE MOMENT OF THE YEAR:
When Bradley Cooper says, "It's been a long journey;
I'm proud of you," to Jennifer Lawrence at the end of "Joy,"
it's as if he's speaking to Lawrence (his four-time costar in three years)
rather than Joy (her character). Pass the Kleenex.
IT'S NOT THE SIZE THAT COUNTS:
Although his roles were relatively minuscule, Brady
Corbet made indelible impressions in four 2015 movies: "Clouds
of Sils Maria," "Escobar: Paradise Lost," "Saint
Laurent" and "While We're Young."
THE MOVIE JULIANNE MOORE SHOULD HAVE WON THE OSCAR
FOR:
"Maps to the Stars."
BEST MOMMY:
Brie Larson in "Room."
BEST GRANNIES:
Diane Ladd, "Joy;" Lily Tomlin,
"Grandma."
WORST MOMMY:
Virginia Madsen in "Joy."
IT'S LIKE JACQUES TATI BUT WITH, Y'KNOW, SHEEP:
Aardman keeper "Shaun The Sheep Movie."
BEST HBO MINISERIES:
Paul Haggis' "Show Me a Hero" with its
towering performance by Oscar Isaac. Haggis and Isaac made a film so
good that it rivaled, and in many ways surpassed, Sidney Lumet and Al Pacino's
'70s collaborations.
MAYBE IT SHOULD HAVE STAYED ON HBO:
"Entourage."
A STAR IS BORN:
Taron Egerton: "Kingsman: The Secret Service;"
"Testament of Youth;" "Legend."
GRRL POWER:
Monica Bellucci, "Spectre;" Jacqueline Bisset,
"Welcome to New York;" Greta Gerwig and Lola Kirke, "Mistress
America;" Nina Hoss, "Phoenix;" Jennifer Lawrence, "Joy;"
Brie Larson, "Room;" Jennifer Jason Leigh, "The
Hateful Eight;" Blake Lively, "The Age of Adaline;" Melissa
McCarthy, "Spy;" Belle Powley, "The Diary of a Teenage
Girl;" Amy Schumer, "Trainwreck;" Charlize Theron, "Mad
Max: Fury Road;" Lily Tomlin, "Grandma."
MOST OPTIMISTIC SCI-FI MOVIE:
"Martian."
MOST DEPRESSING SCI-FI MOVIE:
"Star Wars: The Force Awakens." Because you just
know there will be a new "Star Wars" movie released every year until
you die. And they'll only get worse.
MOST ENTERTAININGLY BERSERK SCI-FI MOVIE:
"Jupiter Ascending."
BEST LIONS IN WINTER:
Michael Caine and Harvey Keitel raged against the dying
of the light in "Youth."
BEST SPECIAL EFFECT:
Tom Hardy's twin act in "Legend." Playing
1960's British gangsters Reggie and Ron Kray, the chameleonic Hardy
somehow managed to make Reggie appear 30 pounds heavier than Ron.
SADDEST COUPLE:
Tom Courtenay and Charlotte Rampling in "45
Years."
MOST FUN TO WATCH SAD COUPLE:
Angelina Jolie-Pitt and Brad Pitt in "By the Sea."
BEST POSTHUMOUS BIO-DOCS:
"Amy," "Kurt Cobain: Montage of Heck"
and "Listen to Me Marlon" in which the late Method genius Marlon
Brando literally rose from the dead before our eyes (and ears).
MOST UNDERRATED:
Cameron Crowe's widely (and unfairly) dissed
"Aloha." No, it wasn't great Crowe like "Jerry
Maguire," "Singles" and "Almost Famous," but its
quirky comic rhythms, big heart and absurdly charming cast still made it one of
the year's most pleasurable films.
Runners-up:
Two more Bradley Cooper movies ("Serena" and
"Burnt") that deserved a better shake from critics and audiences.
Apparently the former "American Sniper" couldn't cut a break in 2015.
MORAL RELATIVISM AS HIGH CONCEPT:
"The Gift;" "Irrational Man."
MORE LAUGHS PER MINUTE:
Gloriously silly New Zealand vampire mockumentary
"What We Do in the Shadows."
BEST '70s FLASHBACK:
"Mississippi Grind" not only echoed New
Hollywood classics like "California Split,"
"Scarecrow" and "The Gambler," it felt like an artifact
from that halcyon era as well.
BIGGEST SHRUG(S):
Ron Howard's water-logged "In the Heart of the Sea;" Billy
Ray's narcoleptic "Secret in Their Eyes."
HOW DOES THIS GUY KEEP GETTING WORK?
Recasting Kanu Reeves' iconic Johnny Utah role in the
"Point Break" reboot with no-talent Aussie Luke Bracey made zero
sense, especially when you consider that Chris Zylka was available. Hell,
Bracey isn't even good-looking.
PROOF THAT FUNNY ACCENTS DON'T AUTOMATICALLY TRANSLATE
INTO FUNNY MOVIES:
Johnny Depp's dispiriting bomb "Mortdecai"
recalled some of the late Peter Sellers' lamest '60s vehicles ("After the
Fox," "The Bobo") which also confused goofy accents with Shavian wit.
BEST NEO SPAGHETTI WESTERN:
"The Salvation." So what if it was shot in
South Africa by a Danish (Kristian Levring) director?
BEST EDM MOVIE:
"We Are Your Friends" felt a lot like this
generation's "Saturday Night Fever." Too bad nobody saw it.
SADDEST FUNNY MOVIE (OR IS THAT "FUNNIEST SAD
MOVIE"?):
Roy Andersson's "A Pigeon Sat on a Branch Reflecting on
Existence."
BEST PERSONAL ASSISTANT:
Kristen Stewart in "Clouds of Sils Maria."
MOST OVERLOOKED GREAT PERFORMANCES IN OTHERWISE ACCLAIMED
FILMS:
Katherine Waterston, "Steve Jobs;" "Rachel
Wesiz," "Youth."
NOSTALGIA AIN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE:
"The Peanuts Movie;" "Star Wars: The Force
Awakens."
...EXCEPT WHEN IT IS:
"Creed;" "Mad Max: Fury Road."
BEST HO-HO-HO:
While nobody will ever confuse them with "It's a
Wonderful Life," "A Christmas Story" or even
"Gremlins," "The Night Before" and "Love the Coopers"
were among the more satisfying Yule-themed movies of recent vintage. And
Sean Baker's "Tangerine" is the movie I'll be re-watching every
Christmas Eve until I croak.
MOST UNNECESSARY MOVIE:
Who needed "The Walk" when you can stream
James Marsh's infinitely superior Oscar-winning 2008 documentary "Man on
Wire" on Netflix? (Apparently no one. Robert Zemeckis' film was one of the
year's biggest flops, as well as the single worst movie to open the
New York Film Festival in 53 years.)

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