*Note: This year
for our annual 31 Days of Halloween marathon of horror movie reviews,
rather than write about old favorites, we're focusing on modern
horror films that haven't had a wide theatrical release. So for the
entire month of October, we will be dealing with horror fare that you
can find in the “New Release” section of Netflix or (if you still
have one) your local video store. So instead of nostalgic
appreciations and recommendations, this promises to be more of a “the
good, the bad, and the ugly” kind of affair. Hopefully more good
than bad and ugly, but that remains to be seen.
Review by Bob
Ignizio
The
film BLOOD LAKE:
ATTACK OF THE LAMPREYS
most closely resembles is Joe Dante's original 1978 PIRANHA,
easily the best of the JAWS
rip-offs of that era. PIRANHA
benefited mightily from Dante's stylish direction and humorous
sensibility, and a script by John Sayles that was almost too good for
a low budget rubber fish movie. By comparison BLOOD LAKE's
script, by Delondra Williams and Anna Rasmussen, feels like the
outline to Sayles' screenplay before the characters got fleshed out
and all the fun, quirky bits of business were added in. And if
director James Cullen Bressack has anything that could be considered
a style, he hides it well here. I guess you don't have time to put
much of a stamp on your work when you're cranking out seven movies a
year, though.
Baywatch
star and veteran of numerous B movies and TV guest spots Jason Brooks
is the film's Chief Brody equivalent as fish and wildlife officer
Michael, while Beverly
Hills 90120
and Charmed
bad girl Shannen Doherty has the thankless role of his wife Cate.
Everyone's favorite holiday bully Zack Ward (Scut Farkas in A
CHRISTMAS STORY)
and Rachel True (THE
CRAFT)
play local cops, and Christopher Lloyd, who lately seems to be making
a habit of appearing in these kind of schlockfests, is the idiot
mayor who refuses to close the lakes even though he knows that killer
lampreys are eating his constituents.
You
would be hard pressed to make a more generic film of its type than
BLOOD LAKE.
Even the similarly named and almost as derivative BLOOD
GLACIER
at least threw out a few fresh ideas. BLOOD
LAKE
has absolutely no aspirations beyond being watchable filler for the
Syfy network (although this apparently had its debut on Animal
Planet). Don't get me wrong, for a movie of its ilk it's not half
bad. The production values are acceptable, the cast of C-list actors
acquit themselves capably, and the movie delivers on the blood, gore,
and CGI monsters. There's just not much personality or life to the
thing. 2 out of 4 stars.
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