[AT THE DEVIL'S DOOR
screens Friday September 19th at 9:50 pm and Saturday September 20th
at 9:50 pm and 11:59 pm at the Capitol Theatre.]
Review
by Bob Ignizio
Cliches abound in this by the numbers
devil baby shocker. At the urging of her boyfriend, Hannah (Ashley
Rickards) makes a deal with the Prince of Darkness for a
measly five hundred bucks. And she does it without even bothering to
find out what her end of the bargain is. Well, as it turns out, she
hasn't just sold her soul; she's rented out her uterus to be
surrogate mom for the Antichrist. As Satan is wont to do, he handles
the impregnation by levitating Hannah and tossing her around her
bedroom ala THE ENTITY.
Don't they have turkey basters in Hell?
Before
we can even get a chance to wonder if it'll be a boy or a girl, the
movie abruptly jumps forward a few years and introduces us to a new
protagonist, real estate agent Leigh (Catalina Sandino Moreno). She's
just been hired by an extremely nervous couple to sell their home,
and guess who else used to live there? Your usual modern haunted
house movie shenanigans ensue, and we eventually learn what happened
to Hannah and why the Devil is still in the market for a mommy.
You'd
think given the set-up that the next unlucky egg donor would be
Leigh, but nope. Despite being almost an hour in to a 90 minute
movie, we switch gears yet again and settle on our final leading
lady, Leigh's artist sister Vera (Naya Rivera). By this point, we
have little idea of how this whole Satanic insemination thing works,
but it sure seems like a pretty convoluted route to go to have a
baby.
AT THE DEVIL'S DOOR
moves at a snail's pace, and yet despite that never really does
anything to develop its three main characters beyond the surface. The
only reason we care about them at all, other than the fact that
they're the victims in a horror movie and naturally get our sympathy,
is the actresses all do strong work despite having little to work
with.
The
plot ins't especially interesting, either. Unless you're a horror
film newbie, you've seen this same premise countless times before.
Hell, even if you are a newbie, this is pretty much the same schtick
that keeps the PARANORMAL ACTIVITY
series going, seemingly forever. Arguably DEVIL'S DOOR
is better than any entry in that tiresome franchise, but it can't
hold a candle to ROSEMARY'S BABY,
THE OMEN, or DAY
OF THE BEAST. Hell, it's not
even on a par with the trashy thrills of THE ENTITY
or THE MANITOU.
The
one area where writer/director Nicholas McCarthy does deliver the
goods is in the scares department. Sure, it's just the usual
assortment of half seen creepy images and jump scares, but McCarthy
pulls 'em off like a pro. And for horror fans just looking for a few
jolts, that may be enough to make this one worth checking out.
The
sad thing is, McCarthy has shown he's better than that. While I was
watching this movie, I kept thinking to myself that a straight to
video movie I'd seen a while back called THE PACT
had done some very similar things much better. Turns out McCarthy
wrote and directed THE PACT,
too. It even has a similar structure with one protagonist giving way
to another. THE PACT
still has plenty of scares, but it also fleshes out both characters
and plot. It's not perfect, either, but overall it's a much more
interesting work than AT THE DEVIL'S DOOR.
2 out of 4 stars.
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